Kossack is so teh funnah!

Dhimmi jackass, over in Kossackstan says we dont' go to church anyway, so what the hell, let's all convert to Islam:


"While it appears from more than one point of view that the War in Iraq and the War on Terror are situations from which we may never be able to extricate ourselves, from the mountains of Pakistan comes a very simple solution: convert to Islam.
Before we reject this out of hand, lets seriously consider it for a moment: Osama Bin Laden promised the wars would be over if Americans convert to Islam.
This may sound like a lot to ask from the most religious country in the industrialized world. But of all the Christians in America today who profess to be religious, how many of us are seriously devout? "


I have a better idea. Why dont' you surrender monkeys convert to conservatism. The Islamofacists around the world are more scared of us, than you guys professing your outright love, for despots, and preaching the virtues of dhimmitude. Plus at the end of the day you'll get to keep your head, and your freedom.


"All in all, converting to Islam would be a small price to pay for an end to the killing and maiming of our sons and daughters, not to mention the billions of dollars we could put to better use than fighting this perpetual war.
So let’s do away with our religious pretences, adopt Islam as our new faith, add a few extra holidays to our calendar, and get down to the real business at hand: pumping oil."


Ahh yes, there goes DKos supportin' the troops again.

Converting to Islam? I seriously doubt the tenets of that faith line up, with the tenets of ultra-liberalism, and self gratification. They'll just kill you guys last.

Hat tip: Dr. Rusty Shackleford at the Jawa Report.


-Blazer